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Cinderella 99
Sativa
Effects: Energetic, Uplifted, Creative
Flavor Profile: Citrus, Grapefruit, Tropical
Nose: Tropical, Citrus, Dank
Terp Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Valencene

Cinderella 99, also known as “”C99,”” “”Cindy,”” and “”Cindy 99,”” is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain bred by Mr. Soul of Brothers Grimm. Cinderella 99 is best known for her potent cerebral high, sweet fruity flavors, and epic yields. According to Mr. Soul, C99 was created using seeds found in a Sensi branded 2 gram package of Jack Herer purchased at an Amsterdam coffee shop. Cinderella 99 is very popular with indoor growers because of its short, bushy stature, high yields, short flowering time, and high THC content. Cindy’s effects are usually described as dreamy, euphoric, and uplifting. Medical marijuana patients use the effects of Cinderella 99 to relieve symptoms associated with fatigue and stress.

Cheese and Chong
Hybrid
Effects: Energetic, Happy, Euphoric
Flavor profile: Fruity, Cheesy, Dank
Nose: Cheesy, Earthy, Dank
Terp Profile:?

Cheese and Chong, a balanced hybrid that marries Cheese’s sharpness with Casey Jones’s earthy tones. This strain is adorned with dense, trichome-laden buds, exuding a distinct cheesy aroma complemented by subtle earthy sweetness. Engage in an uplifting journey of euphoria and energetic happiness, smoothly transitioning into a state of calm relaxation. Ideal for navigating through stress while staying sharp and joyful, Cheese and Chong is a perfect choice for any time of day, offering a seamless mix of mental stimulation and physical ease.

Alaskan Thunderfuck
Sativa 
Effects: Energetic, Talkative, Uplifted 
Flavor Profile; 
Nose; Earthy, Sweet, Dank
Terp Profile; Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for possessing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect as well as pronounced appetite enhancement.

One gram of our potent, fan-favorite Alaskan Thunderfuck – Alaskan Thunderfuck is a legendary sativa strain that brings a bit of mystery and excitement to the table. The buds are typically dense and frosty, with a cool and refreshing aroma reminiscent of the great Alaskan wilderness.

When you dive into Alaskan Thunderfuck, be prepared for a euphoric and uplifting journey. It’s like a mental escape to the crisp, clean air of the Last Frontier. This strain is perfect for those seeking a creative boost and a touch of invigorating energy.

Flavor-wise, imagine a blend of earthy and pine notes, creating a unique and memorable smoking experience. With a moderate to high THC content, Alaskan Thunderfuck delivers a potent high that’s both relaxing and cerebral.

THC Bomb Living up to its name, THC Bomb delivers powerfully potent effects. This indica-dominant strain induces a calming, sleepy experience that enhances mood and stimulates appetite—making it ideal for late nights or rainy days. These qualities make THC Bomb especially effective for treating clinical appetite loss. The strain features an earthy, skunky aroma and flavor profile with delicate sour undertones.

Feelings: Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed

Purple Urkle

emerged in the late 1980s as a remarkable phenotype of the legendary “Granddaddy Purple” strain. This distinguished cultivar presents an intriguing aromatic profile, combining classic skunky notes with delicate fruity undertones that tantalize the senses. The flavor experience is equally impressive, delivering a sophisticated blend of sweet grape and fresh berry notes that dance across the palate. Its potent physical effects have earned widespread recognition for their therapeutic potential, particularly in addressing muscle spasms, anxiety, and persistent nausea. Experienced users consistently praise Purple Urkle’s quintessential indica characteristics, noting how it induces profound full-body relaxation and promotes deep, restorative sleep. These properties have established it as a premier nighttime strain, especially beneficial for individuals seeking natural relief from chronic insomnia.

Feeling: Creative, Euphoric, Happy

Headband

This strain is an evenly balanced hybrid, a cross between two venerable parents, OG Kush and Sour Diesel. Headband earned its name from its distinctive cerebral effects, which create a sensation of pressure across the forehead similar to wearing a headband. As a top-shelf potent strain, Headband is most effective for conditions that respond to THC. While it delivers a powerful blend of euphoria and creativity, it’s best suited as a rainy-day strain, producing a focused state that can enhance daytime tasks.

Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Happy

Hawaiian Thunderfuck 

is a sativa-dominant strain that offers much more than its famous mellow high. It delivers a delightful blend of bubblegum and grapefruit flavors, with surprisingly smooth smoke. As a daytime strain, Hawaiian Thunderfuck lives up to its reputation. It provides an instant energy boost, no matter how tired or down you might feel. The uplifting effects create a euphoric, happy, and highly social experience. Just remember to be mindful of your dosage with this potent strain.

Feelings: Giggly, Happy, Relaxed

Memory Loss spins the mind into a hazy whirlwind, blending the uplifting rush of Amnesia Haze with the deep, heady power of Face Off OG. Peppery incense meets sweet hints of bubblegum and fruit, creating an aroma as bold as its effects. This sativa-dominant strain lifts you high, twists your thoughts, and leaves you floating in a blissfully disoriented state where time — and maybe your to-do list — simply fade away.

A heavy-hitting indica that combines the best of Wedding Crasher and Kush Mints, delivering a smooth ride of relaxation and euphoria. Expect a tingly, blissful experience as this strain melts away stress and anxiety, leaving you in a state of complete calm. With its signature blend of mint, vanilla, and a hint of ammonia, Hippie Crasher’s flavor profile is as bold as its effects. Ideal for those seeking a potent escape, this strain will have you kicked back, unwinding, and feeling blissfully at ease.

A tropical slap to the face with a citrus twist — Sour Maui is a high-energy sativa hybrid that lights up your brain and kicks your body into cruise control. The high hits fast with a burst of euphoria, mental clarity, and that “let’s-get-up” feeling. Flavors are loud — zesty pineapple, sour citrus, and a diesel tang that lingers on the tongue. It’s sunshine in flower form, perfect for creative kicks, daytime missions, or shaking off a foggy mood.

This one doesn’t just hit—it charges. Beast Mode OG slams in with that classic piney OG punch, flipping the switch from stress to swagger in a matter of minutes. The high runs balanced but bold: part mental clarity, part body melt, all power. Whether you’re fighting off tension or just trying to boss up your day, this is the strain that doesn’t back down. One roll and you’re locked into full send mode.