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Dank By Definition. Dank – Alaskan Thunderfuck Preroll

One gram of our potent, fan-favorite Alaskan Thunderfuck – Alaskan Thunderfuck is a legendary sativa strain that brings a bit of mystery and excitement to the table. The buds are typically dense and frosty, with a cool and refreshing aroma reminiscent of the great Alaskan wilderness.

When you dive into Alaskan Thunderfuck, be prepared for a euphoric and uplifting journey. It’s like a mental escape to the crisp, clean air of the Last Frontier. This strain is perfect for those seeking a creative boost and a touch of invigorating energy.

Flavor-wise, imagine a blend of earthy and pine notes, creating a unique and memorable smoking experience. With a moderate to high THC content, Alaskan Thunderfuck delivers a potent high that’s both relaxing and cerebral.

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Platinum Reserve Platinum Reserve – THC Bomb

THC Bomb Living up to its name, THC Bomb delivers powerfully potent effects. This indica-dominant strain induces a calming, sleepy experience that enhances mood and stimulates appetite—making it ideal for late nights or rainy days. These qualities make THC Bomb especially effective for treating clinical appetite loss. The strain features an earthy, skunky aroma and flavor profile with delicate sour undertones.

Feelings: Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed

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Platinum Reserve Platinum Reserve – Purple Urkle

Purple Urkle

emerged in the late 1980s as a remarkable phenotype of the legendary “Granddaddy Purple” strain. This distinguished cultivar presents an intriguing aromatic profile, combining classic skunky notes with delicate fruity undertones that tantalize the senses. The flavor experience is equally impressive, delivering a sophisticated blend of sweet grape and fresh berry notes that dance across the palate. Its potent physical effects have earned widespread recognition for their therapeutic potential, particularly in addressing muscle spasms, anxiety, and persistent nausea. Experienced users consistently praise Purple Urkle’s quintessential indica characteristics, noting how it induces profound full-body relaxation and promotes deep, restorative sleep. These properties have established it as a premier nighttime strain, especially beneficial for individuals seeking natural relief from chronic insomnia.

Feeling: Creative, Euphoric, Happy

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Platinum Reserve Platinum Reserve – Headband

Headband

This strain is an evenly balanced hybrid, a cross between two venerable parents, OG Kush and Sour Diesel. Headband earned its name from its distinctive cerebral effects, which create a sensation of pressure across the forehead similar to wearing a headband. As a top-shelf potent strain, Headband is most effective for conditions that respond to THC. While it delivers a powerful blend of euphoria and creativity, it’s best suited as a rainy-day strain, producing a focused state that can enhance daytime tasks.

Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Happy

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Dank By Definition. Dank – Hawaiian Thunderfuck

Hawaiian Thunderfuck 

is a sativa-dominant strain that offers much more than its famous mellow high. It delivers a delightful blend of bubblegum and grapefruit flavors, with surprisingly smooth smoke. As a daytime strain, Hawaiian Thunderfuck lives up to its reputation. It provides an instant energy boost, no matter how tired or down you might feel. The uplifting effects create a euphoric, happy, and highly social experience. Just remember to be mindful of your dosage with this potent strain.

Feelings: Giggly, Happy, Relaxed

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Dank By Definition. MEMORY LOSS (14 GRAMS)

Memory Loss spins the mind into a hazy whirlwind, blending the uplifting rush of Amnesia Haze with the deep, heady power of Face Off OG. Peppery incense meets sweet hints of bubblegum and fruit, creating an aroma as bold as its effects. This sativa-dominant strain lifts you high, twists your thoughts, and leaves you floating in a blissfully disoriented state where time — and maybe your to-do list — simply fade away.

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Dank By Definition. HIPPIE CRASHER

A heavy-hitting indica that combines the best of Wedding Crasher and Kush Mints, delivering a smooth ride of relaxation and euphoria. Expect a tingly, blissful experience as this strain melts away stress and anxiety, leaving you in a state of complete calm. With its signature blend of mint, vanilla, and a hint of ammonia, Hippie Crasher’s flavor profile is as bold as its effects. Ideal for those seeking a potent escape, this strain will have you kicked back, unwinding, and feeling blissfully at ease.

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Dank By Definition. SOUR MAUI

A tropical slap to the face with a citrus twist — Sour Maui is a high-energy sativa hybrid that lights up your brain and kicks your body into cruise control. The high hits fast with a burst of euphoria, mental clarity, and that “let’s-get-up” feeling. Flavors are loud — zesty pineapple, sour citrus, and a diesel tang that lingers on the tongue. It’s sunshine in flower form, perfect for creative kicks, daytime missions, or shaking off a foggy mood.

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Dank By Definition. BEAST MODE

This one doesn’t just hit—it charges. Beast Mode OG slams in with that classic piney OG punch, flipping the switch from stress to swagger in a matter of minutes. The high runs balanced but bold: part mental clarity, part body melt, all power. Whether you’re fighting off tension or just trying to boss up your day, this is the strain that doesn’t back down. One roll and you’re locked into full send mode.

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Dank By Definition. Dank – Allen Iverson

Allen Iverson is a rare indica-dominant hybrid strain. Part of the Alien family, it’s known for its high THC content and distinctive flavor profile. The strain delivers a spicy citrus-lemon flavor with a sharp, savory earthy exhale. Its aroma blends fresh earthy pine with lemony spices and an herbal overtone reminiscent of freshly ground pepper. The Allen Iverson experience provides extraordinary mind-elevating effects. The high starts with a wave of uplifting happiness that dissolves racing thoughts and negative emotions, replacing them with pure bliss. A soothing body high follows, flowing from your head and neck throughout your body in warm, gentle waves. 

Feelings: Uplifted, Relaxed, Happy

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Dank By Definition. Dank – Godfather OG

Godfather OG Known as the “Don of all Kush strains,” Godfather OG has earned its reputation for powerful sedative effects. This indica-dominant strain produces exquisite buds that are visually striking. Its distinctive aroma and flavor profile sets it apart from other indica-dominant strains, featuring piney and earthy notes with pungent undertones. The potent effects are remarkable—delivering an intense experience that requires careful dosing. Godfather OG is particularly beneficial for patients with severe conditions, including insomnia, anxiety, depression, and chronic pain.

Feelings: Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing

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Dank By Definition. OG KUSH

OG Kush, a legendary strain that emerged in Florida during the early ’90s, is famed for its complex aroma blending fuel, skunk, and spice. This iconic hybrid, which involves genetics from Northern California, Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Hindu Kush, is best known for its robust lemon-pine-fuel scent and a high-THC profile delivering both cerebral and physical effects. Often referred to as “Original Gangster,” OG Kush represents the genetic backbone of many West Coast strains, giving rise to famous varieties like GSC and Headband. Enjoyed later in the day, it effectively helps alleviate stress, anxiety, and pain, while providing a satisfying munchies kick.

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