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Alaskan Thunderfuck
Sativa 
Effects: Energetic, Talkative, Uplifted 
Flavor Profile; 
Nose; Earthy, Sweet, Dank
Terp Profile; Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for possessing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect as well as pronounced appetite enhancement.

Gushers
Hybrid
Effects:tingly, uplifting ,euphoria
Nose:fruity, earthy, grape
Flavor Profile: sour sweet, tropical
Terp profile: 

Elevate your mood with Gushers from Dank by Definition. This hybrid strain offers tingly, uplifting, and euphoric effects. Enjoy its fruity, earthy, and grape aroma, paired with a sour-sweet, tropical flavor, for a premium and invigorating experience.

Green Crack 
Sativa 
Effects: Energetic, Talkative, Focused 
Flavor Profile: Spicy, Citrus, Tropical
Nose: Fruity, Floral, Dank 
Terp Profile: Myrcene, Linalool, Limonene

Green Crack, also known as “Green Crush” and “Mango Crack,” is a potent sativa marijuana strain made by crossing Skunk #1 with an unknown indica. This strain is beloved by many consumers for its energizing effects. But don’t let the name fool you: this is pure cannabis. Few strains compare to Green Crack’s sharp energy and focus as it induces an invigorating mental buzz that keeps you going throughout the day. With a tangy, fruity flavor redolent of mango, Green Crack is a great daytime strain that may help consumers fight fatigue, stress, and depression.

Memory Loss is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain. This powerful strain delivers an intense cerebral effect that induces a dreamy, unfocused state lasting several hours. The effects begin almost immediately, creating a hazy mental state that makes concentration difficult. As the experience progresses, you’ll notice a gentle surge of energy and creativity, accompanied by increased appetite—so keep snacks nearby.

Feelings: Euphoria, Relaxed, Uplifted

Hawaiian Thunderfuck 

is a sativa-dominant strain that offers much more than its famous mellow high. It delivers a delightful blend of bubblegum and grapefruit flavors, with surprisingly smooth smoke. As a daytime strain, Hawaiian Thunderfuck lives up to its reputation. It provides an instant energy boost, no matter how tired or down you might feel. The uplifting effects create a euphoric, happy, and highly social experience. Just remember to be mindful of your dosage with this potent strain.

Feelings: Giggly, Happy, Relaxed

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Headband

This strain is an evenly balanced hybrid, a cross between two venerable parents, OG Kush and Sour Diesel. Headband earned its name from its distinctive cerebral effects, which create a sensation of pressure across the forehead similar to wearing a headband. As a top-shelf potent strain, Headband is most effective for conditions that respond to THC. While it delivers a powerful blend of euphoria and creativity, it’s best suited as a rainy-day strain, producing a focused state that can enhance daytime tasks.

Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Happy

Sour Maui is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain known for its delicious tropical citrus taste with a sour, pungent diesel aftertaste that lingers after exhaling. The aroma matches this profile, featuring a citrusy lemon-diesel bouquet with sour diesel notes that emerge when the buds are broken apart and consumed. Sour Maui delivers a clean, awakening effect for both mind and body. The experience begins with an energizing lift that brings mental clarity and instills a sense of motivation and purpose—perfect for tackling daily tasks. This cerebral stimulation combines with a relaxing body sensation that eases away physical discomfort while gently softening your thoughts.

Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Uplifted

THC Bomb Living up to its name, THC Bomb delivers powerfully potent effects. This indica-dominant strain induces a calming, sleepy experience that enhances mood and stimulates appetite—making it ideal for late nights or rainy days. These qualities make THC Bomb especially effective for treating clinical appetite loss. The strain features an earthy, skunky aroma and flavor profile with delicate sour undertones.

Feelings: Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed

Hippie Crasher

– A heavy-hitting indica that combines the best of Wedding Crasher and Kush Mints, delivering a smooth ride of relaxation and euphoria. Expect a tingly, blissful experience as this strain melts away stress and anxiety, leaving you in a state of complete calm. With its signature blend of mint, vanilla, and a hint of ammonia, Hippie Crasher’s flavor profile is as bold as its effects. Ideal for those seeking a potent escape, this strain will have you kicked back, unwinding, and feeling 

Beast Mode is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain. Named after Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch—aka “Beast Mode”—this rare strain gained nationwide popularity after the team’s Super Bowl appearance. Known for its powerful THC content and immediate effects, Beast Mode lives up to its namesake. The high hits quickly and intensely, delivering uplifting and mind-expanding effects. An initial wave of euphoria brings immediate happiness and uncontrollable giggles that can last for hours. As the experience progresses, a gentle physical relaxation sets in, grounding you with mild sedation while maintaining mental clarity.

Feelings: Giggly, Happy, Uplifted

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.